IT JUST DONT MAKE NO SENSE There was a man who walked around town every day criticizing himself. I dont like you, he told his hand. He slapped himself up side the head and said, I do t mess with you. He used his right leg to kick his left leg and said Im right and you are wrong. One day while riding the bus he cut off his finger and threw it out of the window and said Im not supposed to mess with you. Thinking this man was possessed with demons, preachers came from all over to lay hands on them and loose those demons. One preacher laid hands on his head. The gentleman shouted NO NO NO not my head, lay hands on my shoulder. Hes the one wrong. Im right. The next day the man went to to church. The spirit was all over him. He began to jump and shout. The ushers grabbed him and tried to hold him down. The man took out his knife, cut off his toe and threw it at the preacher. He said dont jump on me. Jump on the toe. Hes one of you. Church folk were shocked, saying this man is crazy. As he walked from the altar, he he screamed at his right leg and said dont follow me. You are not with me. He took out his knife, stabbed himself in the back and tried to hide his own hands. He told himself it was not me that stabbed you. NO NO NO. IT WAS NOT ME!! The preacher said this fool is crazy. CAAAALL THE POLICE. Tell them this fool is crazy. Come get him. The police arrived and asked, whats the problem. The gentleman said, my big toe didnt listed to me. He wanted to come to this church today. I had to cut him off. I told him he could stay at this church if he wanted to. My back had the nerve to say one of my hands stabbed him in the back. Im innocent officer. I told him I dont have anything to do with that. The preacher said get him out of here. Take him where the rest of them crazy people are. The police dropped him off at another church. The head told the mouth to say yes lord. Im at home now. During the worship service people were dancing and shouting. The man tried to stand up and dance before The Lord. The left leg said, not today. You want embarrass me in here. The right leg kicked the left leg and said fool you better get up and praise The Lord . He dance on the right leg while he kicked the left leg. The next Sunday the the gentleman limped over to another church. During the service the mouth shouted GLOOOOOOOOOY!!! The fist hit the mouth and knocked his tooth out and said you at my church now. You got to act like you have some sense. Church folk were talking about this crazy man. Hes crazy. Hes a nuts. Dont let him come around here. The next week the next week he went to the another church. OOOOOOH LOOORD. WELL. His mind told his eyelids they weighted too much to stay up. The brain said ease on down, ease on down the eyes. Strange noises began to come from the mans nose. He woke up and went back to another church. He began to speak in tongues. WEEEELL!!! The teetth got upset bit the tongue and said SHUT UP!! YOU TALK TO MUCH!!! The man got upset and called a meeting. He brought an ax to church with with him. Now we have been coming to church before Paul name was change to Saul and we still dont get along. The foot want to be the head. The hand want to take fingers and point at everyone. The ears are too busy trying to listen to whats going on at other peoples house and church. The nose is just plain noseeeeeeeeee. The crazy man said if we cant come together, it time to separate. He cut of his right leg and said you go to your own church. He cut off his left arm, high fives it and say go yo your own church. He cut off his left leg and said, start your own church. He took that last arm and cut the head off. How can the body fight the devil when its to busy fighting itself. We are one body. Yet we stab our own body in the back. We assassinated our own character. Do we really love ourself. A car without gas is like a Christian without love. It wont get you anywhere. THATS WHY WE HAVE SO MANY CHURCHES IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD. THEY WONT COME TOGETHER AND ITS TEARING OUR COMMUNITY APART.
Posted on: Thu, 23 Oct 2014 20:19:30 +0000
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