If Ron Swanson was ruler of the Galactic Empire: April and Andy hire an Ewok personal assistant, and then become roommates with it. Within a year it is their direct superior, but neither of them mind. Ben cancels plans for the Death Star due to what he deems catastrophic fiscal irresponsibility, but quietly keeps plans for re-purposing the funds for an amusement park on Hoth in his desk drawer. Leslie not only reinstates the Galactic Senate, but also develops programs for Model Galactic Senates in schools across the galaxy. Gary/Jerry/Larry/Lenny accidentally and inexplicably formats IG-88s CPU while attempting to access his personal e-mails. Ron promotes him to Chief of Security aboard Leslies personal Super Star Destroyer. Tom moves into the high-end Death Sticks market with Jean-Ralphio, leaves business with only modest financial losses. Donna successfully seduces Lando Calrissian, only to get bored of him in a week. Chris incorporates high intensity gravity into all of his workouts. Anne travels to Hutt space to launch her childhood obesity prevention program. The Imperial Death March is replaced by smooth jazz riffs with mysterious origins.
Posted on: Fri, 16 Jan 2015 00:53:27 +0000
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