If a girl wears a short skirt, shorts or a tank top, shes promiscuous.If you own a DSLR you must have a Facebook photography page.Racist? Pffft. No, were racist against fellow Indians.Memorizing textbooks is the only way to go, academically. He who memorizes the most in the shortest period of time, conquers all.If you buy anything on the internet, somebody is going to steal your credit card number.You got 75%+ in some exam? Wow! Beta, tu engineer bana. (Translation : son, youre now going to be an engineer!)Went to the science stream and did aB.Sc. Or BioTech or went to any other pure science field, as opposed to Engineering/Medical? You either got less marks in your twelfth boards, or youre just plain stupid.Went to the Commerce stream and did something besides becoming a C.A./something in law? You either got less marks in your twelfth boards, or youre just plain stupid.Went to arts? Irrespective of any inclination you have towards the humanities or how well youve developed intellectually there, youre plain stupid.The only way to become rich is to get a Degree in Mech.Eng/Elec.Eng./any other type of engineering, and end up in IT. Or even better, do an M.B.A. after all that, and THEN end up in IT.Anybody can get into the IITs and crack the JEE by studying from 8th grade (or any other early age).Its okay if I throw away my trash on the road. Im not contributing to pollution that much, anyway.Its okay if I dont vote. One vote wont matter in the scheme of things.If I bribe the police to let me off a ticket to save a couple hundred rupees, its okay. Its also okay if I keep saying that the system is corrupt, since Im obviously not.The bad infrastructure is the governments fault.The percentage of destitution and poverty is the governments fault.If a girl is 24, she needs to get married. If a guy is 29, he needs to get married.If you see a girl wearing any form of casual traditional clothes, shes probably the most down-to-earth and angelic; if you see a girl wearing ripped jeans or band T-shirts, shes out-of-control. Ditto for guys.Marrying somebody out of your state/religion/caste? Its going to end up in divorce, or youre going to be sad for the rest of your life.An advertisement with people wearing lab coats means that the product is out of its league and extremely promising. We indians..
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 02:03:05 +0000
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