If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? >Would a fly without wings be called a walk? >Can you be a closet claustrophobic? >If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? >If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? >When it rains, why dont sheep shrink? >If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain silent? >Why is the word abbreviation so long? >If a book about failures doesnt sell, is it a success? >Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? >What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? >Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? >Is it possible to be totally partial? >Whats another word for thesaurus? >When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? >If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them? >Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? >Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream? >Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? >How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes? >Is it true that cannibals dont eat clowns because they taste funny? >When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? >Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? >Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? >Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? >If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? >What was the best thing before sliced bread? >How can they tell that twin lobsters are really twins? >How does a thermos know when to keep something hot, hot...and something cold, cold? >>What is the speed of dark? >Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATMs? >How come you never hear about gruntled employees? >What is a free gift? Arent all gifts free? >After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? >If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? >Whats another word for synonym? >If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? >When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs? >Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? >Why isnt there mouse-flavored cat food? >Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers arent afraid to have a Chapter 11? >How can there be self-help groups? >Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you cant drink and drive? >Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? >If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? >Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? >Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo? >Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? >Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? >Why isnt phonetic spelled the way it sounds? >Where are Preparations A through G? >Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs? >If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like? >When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away? >When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why >youre just sitting there, staring at carpeting? >What happened to the first 6 ups? >If an orange is orange, why isnt a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? Or maybe Ill just have a big bunch of purples. >Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?> If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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