If there is one thing I cannot understand, it is Spanx. I mean, fat can be strapped in but has to come out somewhere else right??? Anyway, I have a black tie event coming up and I want to wear a tight fitted black long dress, .....so I thought Id give the Spanx bodyshaper a go. When it arrived this afternoon it was delivered by the hottest guy on the planet and the box had a massive Spanx sticker on it!!! Really???? The sticker might as well say; alert, old lady hiding her tummy! After struggling to put the fricking thing on (I mean, the fat is pushed inside your body to the point that you feel like tormented Barbie), I looked good around the stomach but now had an extra roll around my neck! The worst thing was that I nearly had a panic attack trying to get the thing of me, I promise you that I nearly used the scissors. The dress will have to do without a tummy tamer and show my au natural form, and that is that!
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 17:43:50 +0000
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