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If you burst my happy bubble today, Im going to sneak into your house and cook fish in your kitchen. Then Im going to drop a roll of toilet paper in all of your toilets and flush. Then I am going to turn all of your fitted sheets over and make your beds upside down. Then I will unscrew all of your light bulbs just enough to make you think your power is out. Then I will dye your dogs hair pink and hide a stash of bacon-flavored ex-lax behind the sofa for your dog to enjoy while you watch your favorite shows. I will drop BBs all over the carpet and remove your vacuum cleaner bag. I will pour milk into your corn flakes and put the box back in the pantry. And finally, I will pull the cord to turn the ceiling fan off and then put fake spiders on the fan blades. Or fake snakes... whichever phobia you lean toward. Respect the bubble, people!

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