If you have an atom bomb, why not detonate it in an empty place like the high alkaline plains of New Mexico where only lizards will be melted and perhaps a bird or two? Be sure to stand well clear of the blast radius and wear sunscreen and a welding mask. The bomb will go off wonderfully in the cool desert air blooming like a young girl at the debutant’s ball. Post photos of the fiery flower on Facebook: everyone’ll like the hell out of it; everyone’ll want to be your friend, I guess you could say you’ve a call for the spectacular. Your Instagram followers will find religion in the images, they’ll see Jesus, Shiva, and Sylvia Plath. The New York Times’ll stop by for an interview, “So what’s going on with the bomb?” Here is how to answer: “I was bored and lonely. I’d like to improve my standing in the social network.” Boredom! Loneliness! Atomic desolation! It’s a whole new era of social connectedness through privately owned nuclear bombs.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:11:24 +0000
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