Ill tell you a short poem; Ill try to make it quick. You might think it quite harmless; You might well find it sick. The subject is quite simple: The joy of having a dick. Penises are super things; You ladies should be jealous. Ever since the early days, When it was small and hairless; Ive looked upon that bit of flesh, As something very precious. It starts to grow dramatically, When youre about thirteen. Your testicles on either side; Your willy in between. When erect its quite a sight; A purple love machine. Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves; Erecting when it shouldnt. A bumpy train ride sets it off; Just when you wish it wouldnt. Did that lady notice it? You blush and hope she couldnt. Masturbating is a sin; Thats what some folk believe. But those are just old wives tales; Outdated and naive. And if youre feeling tense or stressed, A quick wank does relieve. And always it remains with you; Until youre old and frail. Dont take it out in public though, Or youll be thrown in jail. Just look at it and feel proud; And thank the lord youre male.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Oct 2013 04:45:50 +0000
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