Im alive during the wrong time period. I shoulda been around during the wildwest times. Yeah.. Id have owned a whore house. A cool one. One where I flash out my sixshooter and shoot the nuts off any scoundrel that didnt pay one of my whores. Id have a midget playing the piano up front and one dressed in a feathery cancan outfit, swinging from the ceiling. Only drink served is whiskey. No food. And Id sit in the corner, on a big ass chair with my feet kicked up, exposing my schweet spurs on my shitkickers. And a pocket watch on a gold chain.. gotta have one of those. Oh and a schweet hat. And my horses name would be Asshole and he drinks whiskey too. Ahhhhhh. I shoulda been a cowboy. Mightve had a sidekick with a funny name....Running wild through the hills chasing Jesse James......Ending up on the brink of danger....And riding shotgun with the Texas Rangers.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 15:58:38 +0000
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