Im driving along minding my own business and a sheep comes running out of the ditch in front of the car followed by 2 more sheep and a donkey. Fortunately Vivian Wagner has good brakes. I know where they belong and the gate is only 10 feet away and slightly open, how hard can it be to round them up? REALLY REALLY HARD! The donkey was happy to cooperate and stood braying at the top of his lungs for his friends who were at this point running down the road, I start walking because I only run in emergency situations , when I hear what sounds like thundering hooves behind me and someone having an asthma attack....Its a freaking llama and he doesnt want to be friends! The situation is now an emergency because that sucker is spewing , time to blow the flip flops I take cover on the other side of Vivian Wagner and weigh my options when the neighbors German Sheperd appears and decides to bring the sheep at a dead run back down the road toward the gate and in they go! The llama from hell is still chasing me around the car the donkey is now after the dog and the dog decides I can save him. I come around open the car door and the dang dog gets in the car. The llama and donkey are still on the road when a Michigan Gas truck shows up he tries to get out the llama goes after him. I see some woman wearing a flowing satin night gown walking up behind the truck and she has cookies she walks right up to the evil llama hands it a cookie walks over to the gate throws the cookies in the pasture and they both walk in..She closes the gate doesnt say a word not even thank you! As Im looking for my flip flops the German Sheperd finds one and now its turned into a game of keep away, I see one on the cookies by the gate I trade the dog the cookie for my flip flop and tell him to go home. As I start to pull away that dang donkey is pulling on the chain that holds the gate closed...I keep driving and never looked in the rear view mirror.
Posted on: Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:03:06 +0000
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