Im halfway through this Make Love!* The Bruce Campbell Way* book, and I almost died laughing earlier tonight. Every few pages or so in the book you get these spoof pictures (I mean you have to keep in mind that this is a fictional book- even though its hard to)... Anyhow, I get to this little subset picture that reads Horribly ineffective Pick-Up Lines and then in bold underneath the headline it reads WARNING: These DO NOT WORK! and there is a little picture of a side view of a cave man holding a club... This is what follows: *Howd you like to gain 165 lbs for about 6 minutes? *Is your father an astronaut because I sure am horny. *Drunk yet? *I may not be the best looking guy in here, but Im the only one talking to you. *They just called last call, and Im out of options. *My apartment is being fumigated. We should screw. *Quick while my wifes back is turned! *Your name must be daisy because I sure am horny. *So are you the fat friend or what? *Anybody else here live with their parents? *Personally I found The Fountainhead to be a bit pedestrian. *I designed Bruce Campbells website yeah I can vouch for that.. those wont work... lmao. Albeit funny but ineffective. Well except for the website designer one, that might get you a few more minutes... Makes me realize I should have kept a list of all the shit that Ive heard- some of which are equally as horrendous.
Posted on: Sun, 08 Jun 2014 00:29:24 +0000