Im looking for a personal assistant.. Job requirements: 1. Willing to get boozy on a tues morning. 2. Mediocre sandwich making ability. 3. Answer to Jarvis and give me my vitals in an electronic English accent. 4. Some experience handling hostage situations. 5. Experience as a topless girl. 6. Knowledge of Mario bros 3 hidden 1ups. 7. Willing to work for interesting trades 8. Have a general hatred of authority. 9. Basic knowledge about the dots on Morgan Freemans cheeks.
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 23:01:38 +0000