Im making this announcement early, in order to give the political establishment time to mess it up royally before the 2016 election. Whites have had too many chances at the presidency. Weve also had a black president, and he has done no better than the whites. Maybe its time we gave Asian Americans a chance. Give one of them the opportunity to really foul things up for us; to go golfing while Americans lose their jobs and their houses; to use the school lunch program to lobby for sushi and rice on every menu. A Japanese American president would be a good choice because he could play the guilt card against white liberals over the internment of his people during WWII. Also, Americans could get all happy and proud when he gets into a bowing contest with the prime minister of Japan. Of course, he/she would need a bait-and-switch program that really promises to make it better for his/her ethnic group, but in the end leaves them worse off. Fujiyamacare? Note: all ethnic stereotyping in this post was deliberate but made in a spirit of fun. Please do not take offense. I hold the Japanese people in such high regard that I have trained in both karate and jujutsu. ;)
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 23:00:16 +0000
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