Im not sure if this is the place for this kinda thing, but here goes. My friend called me looking for a place to rent in Alabaster to put his kinds through the Alabaster School System. So Im all about house hunting...but not without some crack fries!! So were driving around and we get stopped at...a train (you would know it)! As were sitting there some punk comes up to us asking for money, we told him to go get a job, to which he says he tried and wanted to know if someone was hiring. Told him to go away! So as were cruising, I HAD to stop at my favorite wreath store, gotta accessorize!! But guess what? Some turd was taking up 4 parking spots with his monster truck! Rude! We walk in, Desert Eagles on each leg, looking like Wyatt Earp and Billy the Kid. Store owner was mean-mugging us, all the while sharpening a knife (were talking Crocodile Dundee size). After a stare down, some foreign kids come walking in spouting some jive about selling books for kids. Owner tells them to get lost and orders her killer shih tzus on them. The kids were packing heat as well, next thing you know, its like a John Wu film in there, bullets flying, knives getting thrown, and profanity tossed around willy-nilly! When the dust settled, me and my friend left that store, vowing to never shop there again! Good times...
Posted on: Thu, 26 Jun 2014 19:55:49 +0000
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