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Im not surprised Ted. If I was a sheep Id be watching my back right now why? Because of the beast! They say its as big as four cats! And its got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better! And you know what Ted? It lights up at night. And its got four ears. Two of them are for listening, and the other two are kind of back up ears. And its claws are as big as cups. And for some reason its got a tremendous fear of stamps. Mrs Doyle was telling me its got magnets on its tail, so if your made out of metal it can attach its self to ya. And instead of a mouth its got four arses! Ah Fr. Ted. Always has me in stitches!
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 23:42:20 +0000

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