Im putting the update out a day early this week. Why? Well, as commissioner I need to address a few things and it cant wait. I think we should all be ashamed of ourselves. This league, what has it become? 8 teams striving for perhaps the greatest trophy in the history of fantasy sports...and yet of those 8 teams only 2 have winning records. Some might say, wow what great parody you have, while others would say damn, yall suck. I would have to agree with the latter. As two teenie boppers dominate the league we sit idle with out thumbs planted squarely in our bums, letting it happen. Well I for one, wont let that happen, not on my watch. I wont stand by and watch what weve built over the last 4 years crumble into nothing. Here are your pitiful ugly scores from week 7. In probably the most lopsided loss Ive ever seen in the 20 years Ive been playing fantasy football. Our mighty champion, our beacon of light, the wind beneath our wings Epic Burn gets exactly what his name implies a truly epic burn at the hands of Everyday Im Russelln 136 - 54.5. Damn. Perennial powerhouse Lewinsky Loves Clinton-Dix takes a loss at the hands of the lovely ladies of UDWvS. Its a close one but the ladies pull out their 2nd victory 109.5 - 100.5. Jhonny PeePants Ploohster extends the winning streak to 3 games (after a depressing 4 game losing streak) by beating the Fort Wayne Faries in a meh kind of game 93.5 - 72. And lastly the annoying little 98DeBrees continues to pile up wins by pummeling Car Full of Midgets 116.5 - 74.5. Here are youre weekly award winners... Points! - Everyday Im Russelln Stinky - Epic Burn This weeks Thursday game is a big one. San Diego vs. Denver so get your lineups set prior to kickoff. Before I get to this weeks video Id like to remind everyone that the winner of each division will make the playoffs. Then the next two best records will also make the playoffs. So the good news is that EVERYONE can still make the playoffs. Nobody is more then 1 game away from a playoff spot. Ok, the motivational portion of this update is complete. Here is your weekly dose of video madness...I highly recommend you watch and I dare you not to fall in love with it... Ever so slowly. As you find yourself watching it just 1 more time... And then again. youtu.be/WIKqgE4BwAY
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 17:31:41 +0000