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Im sorry bacon. Youre not worth it. Not even your crispness or that glazed maple syrup my brother likes to cook you with. Bacon you are sick, even when surrounded by beautiful green lettuce, succulent tomatoes and a patty that says old McDonald had a farm and BACON DOUBLE CHEESE BURGER, was indeed his name. O you still ooze parasites that I will no longer indulge with my fluffy buttermilk pancakes. And dont get me started on sausage. This world is cruel and torturous. Then why did you make him JESUS! HUH! Whyyyyyy!!!??
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 17:01:16 +0000

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