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Im trying to take a stinking nap...I have THREE rules for when Im sleeping I THOUGHT we were all aware of. Uh hum number 1: do NOT wake me up unless 2 of the following things are happening: a. You are on fire. B. I am on fire c. The house is on fire. Number 2: if Jesus returns and forgets me...please wake me up for that. Number 3: this is the most important rule: TURN YOUR STUPID PHONE OFF! I am a very light sleeper and can feel the earthquake it creates when even while on vibrate. And there you have it. My three rules while Angela is trying to take a nap. Now please excuse me, while I go flush Eds phone down the toilet!
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 18:38:16 +0000

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