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In an effort to determine the top security agency in Nigeria, the judges narrowed the field to 3 finalists,the SSS, the Army and the Nigerian Police force. The 3 contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest. The SSS went into the forest and placed animal informants everywhere! They questioned every plant and animal witness and after 3 months of extensive investigation, concluded that rabbits do not exist in this forest! The Army went into the forest. After 2 weeks without a capture,they burnt the forest down killing everything in it, including the rabbit! They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it - why was it hiding? they thought to themselves. The Nigeria Police went into the forest. They came out 2 hours later with a badly beaten hyena! The hyena kept yelling,Okay,okay, I agree, Im a rabbit, Im a rabbit!. #NaijJokes #MyNaij
Posted on: Thu, 29 May 2014 09:16:52 +0000

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