Insert 1 Sam: Hello sisi, unjani? Lady: >blushing< Im fine good thanks and you? Sam: Good too, would you like to dance? Lady: No handsome, I would actually love to dance. Sam: Very good then, so would you please go dance with my friend while I talk to yours? Lady: *Pissed like she just tasted shit with her mouth*, Youre a dick you know that? Sam: I think youre the 109th chick to tell me that, so yes I know! Lady: Masambe tshomi sishiye lekaka apha, nxa! Sam: Tyhini, yakwaz kanti uthetha isXhosa? Tsho nge accent engathi yeyase mdantsane apha. Lady: Mxm! Sam: Before you go ladies, wena tshomi yakhe do you think ndiyikaka nyhani? Friend: Yho uba ibinganje ngawe bhuti, bendingayitya ndikxelele. Sam: Sisi ndizobayikaka pha ngo 10 ebusuku namhlanje, ndicela uzunditye avah? Friend: Ndizokubona phi ke mna xa ujike wayikaka, and ubayikaka xa kutheni? Sam: Here is my my card, everytime you call that number ndizojika ndibeyi kaka. Friend: Okay ke kaka yam :) Sam: *To his friend* Mxm, heyi ukrwada maan la mntana sies. Chris: Lol ndimvile, eeh usisidenge wena, uvuma kuthiwe uyi kaka, ucimele maan! Sam: If thats what it will take for me to get under her pants, ngcono ndibeyi kaka ke. Chris: Okay ke kaka yakhe, lol! Sam: Niyawuguga izandla ezi ku skomora if nifuna ubizwa nge salad, sibe sihlutha zimpundu thina zikaka ke. Ugqibele nini ukuytshonisa khona? Chris: Mxm uyaqala ke ngoku! Sam: Hardy ke mpitshi yam, mara seyezobuya u 560 wakho avah? Chris: Mxm! Pam: Friend, look at those guys over there... Neli: Yho friend, thats potential up there, awufuni siyobulisa? Pam: Masiye tshomi! They went over to the other side of the bar to greet these hunks Neli: Hello handsomes :) Sam: Hayi, hayi, hayi sisi. Ayikho into ethi handsomes esilungwini. Chris: Ha.a ana maan mfethu kho behave maan yintoni. Sam: Okay ke sisi Ill pretend I didnt hear that, but if you try again. Neli: >clearing her throat< Mholweni bo handsome. Sam: Heee, caba uzixelele ngalo handsome neh, siyazazi wethu uba sibahle. Chris: Ukhamisa utyhale yazi chap sometimes. Hello beautiful, how are you? Neli: Masihambe maan tshomi, yi kala le. Sam: Ndizawbe ndimtya ke omnye ebendibize nge kaka tonight, just so you know.. Chris: Hayi uyika nyani mfethu yaz!
Posted on: Wed, 27 Nov 2013 15:51:26 +0000
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