Instead of working hard and becoming really good at an extant and reputable activity I have decided to make up my own things which are more in line with my strengths and lets be honest here, emotional needs. I am proud to introduce Mountain Power Lifting in this new sport you are measured not by your ability to send a peak but to pick up all your climbing partners at the summit and squat them. Anyone can participate so long as they were born in 1989 and their name rhymes with Intrepid Twice and also if they can guess what number I am thinking of at any given moment - failure to do so will result in automatic disqualification. The number will be drawn from the power set of the reals. I will be signing autographs next Tuesday and please stop messaging me because to quote a contemporary poet back then they didnt want me and now I am hot they all on me
Posted on: Thu, 15 Jan 2015 21:40:36 +0000
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