Interesting Stuff Written by KIDS Q1. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. – Ron, age 8 Q2. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. – Amita, age 9 Q3. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. – Camille, age 10 Q4. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. – Martin, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with. – Pam, age 10 Q5. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. – Howard, age 10 What is More Important – Work or Family ?Posted: 22 May 2014 08:21 PM PDT What is more important in your life, Work or Family ? (A beautiful Presentation) Funny, Silly and Witty One Liners – Enjoy !!!Posted: 21 May 2014 09:00 PM PDT “Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud.” Waiter- “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.” ******* My computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. ******* Why did the spider cross the road? To get to his website! ******* My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ******* The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall. ******* I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas. ******* I am so lazy, if I got an award for laziness, I would have somebody else accept it on my behalf ******* With great power comes great electricity bill ******* I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me ******* Google: I know everything Facebook: I know everyone Internet: Without me, you are nothing Electricity: Keep talking fools
Posted on: Sat, 31 May 2014 05:38:18 +0000
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