It has been revealed today that Liverpool football club are now the solo sponsor of UK diving. The deal is said to be worth 60 penalties a season. Part of the deal has seen a coveted move as Tom Daley has been signed to partner one of the worlds finest divers Louis Suarez. Suarez who wears Tom Dallies under his football shorts is said to be thrilled with the deal and is also happy that he will now reveive 1 box of carrotts for each dive he converts to a penalty. Liverpools Brendon Rogers said, we are confident that with this new expert diver coming in will influence the squad to work harder at falling over in the area with new verve which means more penalties for Stevie I can only score from a penalty as im too old G. We have only seen 40 penalties this year and has cost us dearly with all the £5 bunged to the ref. We are hoping our new signing will mean we can save the money keep that penalties comming and buy the squad pie chips and peas after the game. The referees association has stated that they will continue to award Liverpool forwards with penlties whenever they dive due to their du diligence to quality of dives.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Apr 2014 10:10:43 +0000
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