It is my favorite time of the year. What’s that you ask? - TopicsExpress



          

It is my favorite time of the year. What’s that you ask? Christmas? Thanksgiving? National No Underwear Month? No, this is the time where I meet with my workplace parasites and review their prior year work performance. Reminding them of how they will never be as awesome as I am. How they will never equate to the slightly used toilet paper that never makes it on the first flush. That without me, their lives are void of interest and meaning. The first order of business is to demote everyone who is a threat to my throne. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified.
Posted on: Wed, 05 Feb 2014 21:56:07 +0000

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