It should be Last Chain message : If u do not read it completely after seeing status with in 5mins ; u will remain fool forever :P --->I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013 and continuing it in 2014 also....... Because of your kindness: * I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that its good for removing toilet stains. * I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS. * Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc…. * I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer... * I dont leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me. * I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo. * I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine. * When I go to parties, I dont look at any girl, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. *I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! shes been 7 since 1993...) * Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncles property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy. * I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now. * Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those Wishes are already married (to someone else) NOW IMPORTANT NOTE: If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30pm. Nothing has happened till now......... ......... .... but who knows. So please forward. Source : Internet (A Funny Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails) #Chain_Mails #Conspiracy_Theories #Internet_hoax #Sarcasm P.S. : Posting this in condolence of many victimized because of these, getting trapped (often emotionally black mailed) because of their capability of irrational & erroneous thinking patterns. Well, Im taking on the philanthropic facet of helping your fellow beings, by alerting them from dangers, but before do assure the credibility of the info, which makes real sense of philanthropism not to spread fear & stupidity.
Posted on: Tue, 21 Jan 2014 08:31:37 +0000
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