It was one of those nights... I was at the computer, drinking away at my mug of cold milk... After asserting my dominance within the League of Legends Battle Arena, I sighed a breath of relief, and raised my mug from the table upon which it sat. Under-estimating the amount of liquid milk contained within the approximately 500 ml containing mug, I began tipping the mug to about 72.4 degrees relative to the horizon as I raised the mug to my mouth to consume the contents. HOWEVER, there was much more liquid milk than I had anticipated and it began pouring out of its container, and in a fit of panic, I opened my mouth wide and launched my head forward towards the mug, catching every micro liter of liquid that had poured out of this un-trustworthy mug of mine. Impressed by what I had just done, I sought guidance and closure as to what just happened in my Facebook friends chat region of my Google Chrome browser, on my 5th tab of which I had Facebook open... But everybody was offline... Except for one, Daniel Eickelman who gave me the confidence I needed to believe that I had just successfully pulled off this feat of glory and heroism. To this day, approximately 22 hours, 53 minutes and 17.5 seconds after the event I still remember it all vividly, and I can now walk the streets with confidence again. Id like to thank my mother Margaret Gilhooly, my father Robert Gilhooly and my sister Danielle Gilhooly for their continued support in these troubling times as I make my way through mug-emptying nights.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 15:00:08 +0000