It was ten years ago...I stood in the middle of the garage, furiously pissed myself, Im talking proud-that-I-funneled-the-stream-into-my-shoes drunk and pissing myself. She grabbed me, threw me on the kitchen floor in abject disgust. Later, she stripped me naked and tossed me into a cold shower. At that point, I became something south of lucid and screamed (while naked, drunk, in the fetal position in a tub) GET YOUR VOODOO WITCH DOCTOR HANDS OFF OF ME! !!!! I AM NOT STEW!!!!! She married me anyway. The better angels have my back.
Posted on: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 04:21:44 +0000
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