Its Star Wars day for some reason! Heres some ways to celebrate: 1. Chop off your kids hand. 2. Drink some blue milk 3. Topple a fascist theocracy. 4. Cry about missing your mommy. 5. Dont do that suspicious thing because its a trap. 6. Totally do nothing while your ancient religious order and current government are overthrown by an old man and emo teen. And remember, grab life by the balls and go out in a blaze of glory like Porkins would.
Posted on: Sun, 04 May 2014 16:33:43 +0000
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