Its tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet - TopicsExpress



          

Its tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she wont drink from my glass. Its tough to stay married. My wife says no because shes tired then stays up and reads her book. Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe. For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper. I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette. This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in Hawaii - no days just nights. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Posted on: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 10:59:08 +0000

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