It’s been a while since the last up-date, which does not mean nothing has happened! Let me tell you she has gotten worse, according to her “life is so stressful at the moment”. TBH it’s all a load of old shit. It’s just aswell her and her family live in their own sad little World as they would not survive more than 5 mins in the real World. We even had tears from her last week! I will just give a short summery of some of the things that have happened and things she has come out with below. A couple of weeks ago she phoned 999 and asked for an ambulance as her mum could not get down the stairs at home, they came, took her mum to Hospital, left her in a corridor for a few hours and then sent her home. So that is the 2nd time she has called the emergency services for her mum, the first time was when she could not get out of a chair. But wait….. over the next 3 days she called 999 twice more as her mum could still not get down the stairs. FFS. She came in all stressed out about this as her mum’s knees hurt and she can’t walk. Funny how her mum can get up the stairs ok but needs the help of the emergency services to get her down! She then made this comment- “my poor dog, he is all stressed out by what is happening, he was in his basket shaking with stress last night” IT’S A F**KING DOG YOU CRAZY WOMAN! Well, her mum is now going to get new knees in 18 weeks time, so the Emergency Services will no doubt be expecting a few hundred calls to hoist the old girl down the stairs until the op is done. She is now talking about suing the Dr for not picking all this up earlier. The whole family attend the Drs at least twice a week; they are a bunch of hypochondriacs. As I have mentioned before, her Dad has had 2 triple heart by-pass operations, this is what she has bought him to eat from the supermarket just last week- 6 Corned beef slices covered in Pastry. A box of Lindt chocolate and 4 cream scones. In case you are wondering, she has still been late in to the office every day since I have been working here (4 years). The other day she rolled in at 9:10am and started crying. “I am always late” I have so much to do in the mornings” I asked what time she got up and what she has to do that makes her late. Her mum wakes her up at 5:45am as she does not like alarm clocks and does not have any means of telling the time in her bedroom she said. She has to have breakfast, walk the dog (15mins she said, as he is old now), take her mum some toast and then has to feed the birds! And that’s it…. That takes no more than 30mins in my book so what the f**k is she doing for the next 2.5hours before she needs to leave for the epic 3 mile journey to work. She then goes home for lunch at 11:45! She has some new shoes, bright pink and they look like Ten pin bowling shoes. Even Gok Wan with an unlimited budget could not sort her fashion sense out, she dresses like a piss stained bag woman. She has just learned how to download photos from her phone that she has had for 2 years, according to her “I am so pleased with myself that I managed to do it” its only plugging a USB cable in! Hi pollen count means she is constantly sniffing, I said she should take some anti-histamine but her response was “No, I can’t take that as it may affect my Epilepsy medication” Just to make it clear, she told me a few months ago that she has only ever had one fit and that was when she was 4 years old… 46 bloody years ago! How do I put up with all this shit? :-/
Posted on: Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:36:20 +0000
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