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Ive been thinking about something. Im pretty sure I wont have a woman by the Holidays. Ive accepted that, Ill have to sit out this cuffing season. However, Im willing to come off the bench. If you need a man to go with you to Holiday parties, couples game nights, Thanksgiving, Christmas, to avoid those awkward questions. Im your guy. Ill smell nice, Ill dress nice, Im mannerable. If your family drinks Ill keep the liquor in the truck, if they eat Ill have my aunts whip something up. Ill even write a couple handwritten cards for your mom. All I ask is you be my NYE date and dont post any pics with your new boo until after Jan 3rd. We can even take one of those cakey couplely pics.
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 02:16:42 +0000

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