Ive got alot of messages and texts saying do a funny post well imma tell yall a story bout when I lived in carthage texas... well living in carthage I had alot of friends in tyler tx...one my buddies daddys owned Cavenders (a western store) there and the rest worked there while going to collage! Well one night we decide we going to go to Shreveport Louisiana to rocking rodeos.. u see rocking rodeos was a all around club u could two step on the bottom level and do some belly rubbing to a slow song. Well the upstairs u could get Jiggy wit it or do some slow grinding..we called it getting our swerve onback then! Well we walked in cowboy hats on shirts and pants startched to where if u took em off they could stand up bu there self...we go up stairs get Jiggy wit and get our swerve on come back down stairs and theres three beautiful women looking us up and down... kinda friskin us with there eyes! But they standing talking to this concrete cowboy. .well them girls eye lashes so long they coulda paited a house with em and they was flapping em like a butterfly would its wings...well everybody that knows me knows I aint going to hold nothing back if I got something to say its coming out! Well we move over beside em and concrete cowboy got this belt buckle so big it looked like it could a dined 4 grown ups and on the front of it was a big ol eagle. ..well hes telling these girls that he won this buckle riding. ..me and my buddies laughing csuse we had been roping all day long. ..And listen oo and ahh...so finally buddy says moose bust his fake ass out and we will take them girls..I said ok! So I ask this fella:hey bud u won THAT buckle? He said riding this big sum gun! I said hmm..so ur telling me u won THAT buckle and he said yes riding this big sum gun...I said man when the hell they start riding eagles? His face turned red and he started studdering! I said man uve already embarrassed urself just leave... them girls rolling laughing and he just kinda slithered on out the door and we got Jiggy wit it...two stepped..belly rubbed and got our swerve on all night long with them girls!!!! Hope yall enjoy it and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Posted on: Thu, 01 Jan 2015 00:58:17 +0000
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