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Ive witnessed regular news of marriage and baby births via social media for the last several years now. But lately its reached a daunting record high: at least three weddings and two births every week this past month with no signs of slowing down. Im starting to farm wheat and soy outside of my apartment to prepare for the pending food shortage and coming apocalypse. Next is buying out the entire West Texan stock of Twinkies and Spaghettios. My survival instincts are on high alert as I wait for an overpopulation pandemic of exponential Malthusian proportions. Oh, and congratulations to Justin and Julie Herman for the birth of their lovely daughter! One of my favorite babies to be sure. So seriously happy for you two!
Posted on: Sun, 16 Nov 2014 15:17:50 +0000

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