I’m having very minor surgery soon but in the event I die, I’m leaving the following instructions: David Lee, my will and life insurance information will be left on my bed along with the combination to my safe, my fb password and my banking information along with my debit card. Please see below for further instructions. 1. David Lee, I want to be cremated. I want the kids to sprinkle some of my ashes by Mom and some by Dad. The rest I want sprinkled on the beach in Waikiki in front of the Waikiki Circle. This will be tough as you will have to take a trip to Hawaii with nine kids……. You can do it. 2. David Lee, I don’t want a funeral….that place has gotten enough money out of us in the past year. 3. David Lee, Bella needs to go to the best home you can find her. The line will be long and the interviews must be in-depth. She deserves it. She comes with a trust of $10,000.00. I know it’s a lot but French Bull Dogs require great care. They will need it. 4. David Lee, Brooke needs a good home too. She’s an old bag so she will be hard to place but she’s an excellent…wait.......... good…wait…..ok dog who’s an easy keeper other than her issues with cancer that cost around $4,000.00 per year. She comes with a trust of $300.00. She pee’d on my carpet and ruined it so most of her trust is used up. $300.00 should cover hospice care for her. 5. David Lee, should you find yourself overwhelmed with nine kids, perhaps you should use my life insurance to pay off my house and offer Malia and Harry free rent to move in there and take care of the kids. They are good Christian people. Guilt them in to it. 6. David Lee, should Malia and Harry resist, call Katrina. She loves kids. She might do it for free rent. She will even keep the pit bull on the premises. If you go with this option, you will have solved issue number 4. Remind her that our girls are best friends. 7. David Lee, should all my friends avoid your phone calls regarding placing my children, hire a nanny and use my life insurance to by a mansion. 8. David Lee, there will be a long line of takers for the bare naked ladies. They are good cats and deserve a good home. Do not put them to sleep! Alexia will clean the litter box until they are re-homed. 9. All the boxes in my garage, that belonged to Mom, are now your problem. Sorry Erin. OH and before I die, I should let you know that I realize now why you were moms favorite. Ive gotten over it....well mostly anyway. You are the best one to take care of my kids should I die. If there is anything I can do to help from up there, I will :0)
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 17:11:18 +0000
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