"I’m not what one would call carefree. I’m more of a strident - TopicsExpress



          

"I’m not what one would call carefree. I’m more of a strident bossypants who prefers that every living thing in my sphere of influence submit to my maddening dictatorial stranglehold. This does not lend itself well to the version of me which comes out when I am overserved, because instead of being in control, I am: A) stupid, and B) slutty. Both of those things were cute when I was 23. But as my knees and back like to remind me, 23 was quite some time ago."
Posted on: Fri, 19 Jul 2013 18:25:12 +0000

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