(I’m waiting in line behind a woman speaking on her cellphone in another language. Ahead of her is a white man. After the woman hangs up, he speaks up.) Man: “I didn’t want to say anything while you were on the phone, but you’re in America now. You need to speak English.” Woman: “Excuse me?” Man: *very slow* “If you want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. In America, we speak English.” Woman: “Sir, I was speaking Navajo. If you want to speak English, go back to England.”
Posted on: Mon, 23 Sep 2013 22:52:43 +0000
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