~J~ Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the railroad tracks, and the first bum, Fred, thought he smelled a nasty old smell. He asked his companion, Jeff, Did you shit your pants? Hell no, Jeff said. They walked a few more miles and the smell got worse. Did you shit your pants, Jeff? I swear to the God almighty I did not shit my pants, Jeff said. So they walk three more miles and the smell gets just horrible. Fred runs over and pulls down Jeffs pants and says, I thought you said you didnt shit your pants?! I didnt. Jeff said. Theyre your pants.
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 23:20:13 +0000
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