JACUZZI SLIM (to the tune of Jerusalem by Emerson, Lake, and - TopicsExpress



          

JACUZZI SLIM (to the tune of Jerusalem by Emerson, Lake, and Palmer) And did those feet, encased in grime Soak in my sweet jacuzzi suds? And was the grotty, clammy clod Obscenely boiling like a spud? And did his bountiful behind Bob forth within my precious tank? And did Jacuzzi Slims dangling nads Transform this scented water rank? Bring me my bar of searing lye! Bring me my buckets of chlorine! Bring me my torch: O flames burn high! Bring me my can of gasoline! I will not gag or blow my lunch Nor to his foul cheese smell succumb Till I have scraped Jacuzzi Slim From out this once untainted tub
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 05:06:39 +0000

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