JOKE: Akpors was on the road on a very dark and rainy night trying effortlessly to get a taxi or car to stop and pick him up. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him which kept stopping every now and then, Akpors without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, just to realize theres nobody behind the wheel. The car started slowly. Akpors looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. Akpors, paralysed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve, gathering strength to run a way from the strange car, he jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest street. Wet and in shock, he went to a bar and asked for two bottles of beer. He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through with the ghost car being controlled by only a hand. Silence enveloped everybody when they realized he was crying and wasnt drunk. About half an hour later, two guys walked into the same joint, wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing Akpors crying, one of them pointed at him and shouted you fool, na you go jump inside car wey we dey suffer push for rain abi? idiot. Akpors almost fainted in shame! One word for Akpors this time around? ==== Get News Updates On Naij ==
Posted on: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 10:17:50 +0000
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