JOKE OF THE DAY A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation - TopicsExpress



          

JOKE OF THE DAY A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000. The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. The undertaker asked him, Why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150???? The husband replied, Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:54:18 +0000

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