JOKE OF THE DAY!!! A new Pastor posted to a new parish decided to move round one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home because there was light and sound of television in that house, but no one came out to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his complimentary card, wrote on the back Revelation 3:20 and stuck it in the door. (Revelation 3:20 reads: Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any may hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he will with me.) The next day in the church, as he was counting the offering, he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation Genesis 3:10 (And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked with somebody inside.) Lol.
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 09:05:55 +0000
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