::::::: JOKE OF THE DAY ::::::: Little Akpors came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. Mom, I want a bike for my birthday. Little Akpors was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Akporss mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Akpors, of course, thought he did. Akporss mother wanted Akpors to reflect on his behavior over the last year. Go to your room, Akpors, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday. Little Akpors stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. Letter 1 Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Akpors. Akpors knew that this wasnt true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over. Letter 2 Dear God, This is your friend Akpors. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you. Your friend, Akpors. Akpors knew that this wasnt true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again. Letter 3 Dear God, I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday. Akpors Akpors knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Akpors wrote a fourth letter. Letter 4 God, I know I havent been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you, Akpors. Akpors by now knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. Now, Akpors was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Akporss mother thought her plan had worked, as Akpors walked by, he looked very sad. Just be home in time for dinner, Akporss mother told him. Akpors walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Akpors went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Akpors bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Akpors began to write his letter to God. Letter 5 God, IVE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!! The hit man... Akpors Happy Sunday.......
Posted on: Sun, 29 Jun 2014 11:17:17 +0000
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