JOKE OF THE NIGHT Goodbye To Mother: Little Johnny and his wife were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dressed up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as they got out, the cat shoots back in. They don’t want the cat shut in the house, so Little Johnny’s wife goes out to the taxi while Little Johnny goes upstairs to chase the cat out. Little Johnny’s wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver “My husband just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.” A few minutes later, Little Johnny gets into the cab. “Sorry I took so long honey.” Little Johnny says, “Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her ass a few times with a coat hanger, pick her up and rub her head, neck and back while she was licking on my arm to get her to come!”
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 01:19:47 +0000
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