JOKE sent in by our reader! LIKE this post and SHARE a laugh with friends! Two boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumped over the big gate, two oranges fell out of the bag, but the boys didnt bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar was passing the cemetery gate and heard a voice: One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you. The drunkard immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a nearby church to get the priest. Father, please come with me, he pleaded. Come and witness God and satan sharing corpses at the cemetery! They both ran back to the cemetery and heard the voice: One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you. Suddenly, the voice stopped counting and said: What about the two at the gate? Come see a marathon race! The priest shrieked while running for his life: We are not dead yet, oooo!
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 11:50:55 +0000
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