JOKES! Watching Football with girls can be very stressful... Imagine this: Girl : Austin, whos that guy. Is that Chris Brown? Akpors: Chris gini No na, thats Theo Walcott!! Girl: Hey! Whats that yellow card for? Akpors: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch. Girl: Ohhh! Its something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop. Akpors: Yeah yeah sure.. U r ryt..! Girl: What about the green card? Akpors: Ohhh! theres nothing like that in football. Girl: Which teams are these? Akpors: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! Its Arsenal and Chelsea. What again! Girl: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on? Akpors: You no get eyes No be red jersey be that? Girl: Ok..which team is putting on blue? Akpors: (upset)...Your father! You no no say na Chelsea! Olokun! Girl: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup. Akpors: Weting concern Arsenal with world cupWhere you from sef? Girl: Take am easy na! Please whos that old man? Akpors: Hmmm... thats Arsenals coach, Arsene Wenger Girl: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger? Akpors: You de mad!!! (Changes Channel). Hmmmm....women,ehn.. CLICK SHARE
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 09:42:11 +0000
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