JOTD Just as he was about to get into his limo, the Pope turned to his driver and said, “What do you say I drive today?” So the driver climbed into the backseat and let the Pope drive. Immediately, the Pope floored it. As they careened through Vatican City, the driver screamed, “Please slow down, Your Holiness!” But the Pope kept the pedal to the metal until they heard sirens. The Pope pulled over and rolled down the window, but the cop took one look at him, went back to his motorcycle, and got on the radio. He told the police chief that he stopped a limo going 100 miles an hour. “So what’s the problem? Bust him,” said the chief. “I don’t think we want to do that—he’s really important,” said the cop. The chief asked, “Is it the mayor?” “Bigger,” said the cop. “The governor?” “Bigger.” Exasperated, the chief said, “Well, who is it, then?” “I think it’s God!” “God?!” said the police chief. “What makes you think it’s God?” “He’s got the Pope as His chauffeur!”
Posted on: Thu, 17 Apr 2014 05:25:25 +0000
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