~ JUST ANOTHER .COM DAY. * Wake up... grudgingly, (but then I remember the computer and I bounce out of bed.) * Do my duties in the bathroom, (quickly because the computer calls to me) * Turn on the computer (this is a maneuver that can be completed in the dark thanks to a cyber-magnetic homing device in the tip of my right index finger) * Pour a cup of coffee while waiting for Windows to load. (too bad the computer doesnt load as fast as the coffee brews). * Log on to Facebook. * Experience a feeling of peace and well being. * Read messages from spouse and wonder why he is fwding a link to getajob. Cant he see, Im too busy to get a job! * Check my horoscope so I know how Im expected to behave today. * Check lotto numbers to see if Im a multi-millionaire yet. * Realize that I am NOT a multi-millionaire yet. Delete shopping cart at Macys. * Search for German bbq recipe to use for supper. * Accept the risk of 7 years bad luck for deleting another Little Tommy chain letter. * Consider ordering from the spammed penile enlarger catalog and switching them with spouses One A Day vitamins just to see if it really works. * Log off as spouses car turns up the driveway and turn on dishwasher to simulate work in progress. * Intercept spouse on landing with beer and a promise to bring supper down while he relaxes on sofa in front of the TV. * Rush upstairs and toss some frozen hotdogs into a pot on the stove. * Log back on to Facebook. * :) (I wrote and published the original AOL version in March of 2007)
Posted on: Sun, 06 Apr 2014 06:29:18 +0000
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