JUST FOR FUN: Boyfriends Letter To Girlfriend In Preparation For 2014 World Cup: My Dear Girlfriend, The FIFA World Cup is close by, Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your health and beauty: 1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month. 2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or whatever during the World Cup because we wont go. 3. You support the teams that I support. 4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game. 5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them too. 6. We can watch Telemundo provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil. 7. You dont just pass in front of the TV if Im watching soccer, you better crawl on the floor. 8. Make sure you dont ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England? 9. No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer. 10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is losing. WARNING: Dont try this at home unless you dont mind being single oh! We no follow oh! The games will end one day oh! ==== Get News Updates On Naij ====
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 09:29:16 +0000