Jannie is in Grd.1 en sy Engels juffrou het probleme met hom. Jannie meen hys te slim vir Grd.1 en wil na Grd.3 oorgeplaas word. Sy suster is in Gr.3 en Jannie reken hy is baie slimmer as sy. Die juffrou het genoeg gehad en vat hom na die skoolhoof. Die hoof sê hy gaan Jannie toets. As hy druip,bly hy in Grd.1. Hoof: Wat is 3x3? Jannie : 9. Hoof: Wat is 6x6? Jannie : 36. So gaan dit aan totdat die juffrou die hoof vra of sy nie maar vir Jannie `n paar vrae in Engels kan vra nie. Juffrou:What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Jannie :Legs. Juffrou:What do you have in you pants that I dont have? Jannie :Pockets. Juffrou:What starts with a c and ends with a t, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains a thin, whitish liquid? Die hoof vee die sweet van sy voorkop af. Jannie :Coconut. Juffrou:What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky? Jannie:Bubblegum. Juffrou:What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting downand a dog does on three legs? Jannie :Shake hands. Juffrou:Now Ill ask some Who am I sort of questions, okay? Jannie: Yup. Juffrou:You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you. Jannie : A tent. Juffrou: A finger goes into me. You fiddle with me when youre bored. The best man always has me first. Die hoof lyk baie gespanne. Jannie : Wedding ring. Juffrou: I come in many sizes. When Im not well I drip. When you blow me you feel good. Jannie :Nose. Juffrou: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Jannie: Arrow. Juffrou: What starts with a F, ends with a K that means a lot of excitement? Jannie: Firetruck”. Die hoof sê: Sit die klein bliksem in Graad 5. Ek het die laaste 10 antwoorde verkeerd gehad!!!
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 17:45:22 +0000
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