Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his - TopicsExpress

Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal: “Hey! That’s Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he’ll come over to say “hi”. Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose. Li : “Hey!! What that’s for?!” Spielberg : “You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour!” Li : “I’m not Japanese! I’m Chinese!” Spielberg : “Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you’re all the same!” Spielberg walks back to the other side. Then Jet Li calmly walks over to Spielberg and gives him a really heavy punch on the face. Spielberg : “Hey! What that’s for….. !?!” Li : “YOU BLOODY ASSHOLE! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!” Spielberg : “No, I didn’t, an iceberg sank the Titanic!” Li : “Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you’re all the same!” Jom Like page hot ni: Neelofa

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